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cucù , ecco la Goldmanizzazione :D


http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2008/07/21/14628/the-further-goldmanisation-of-us-finance/
The (further) ‘Goldmanisation’ of US finance

Well, well, what a surprise: (yet) another Goldman Sachs banker is preparing to impart his wisdom - and presumably influence - to the US administration.

In what could only be described as further “Goldmanisation” of the US economy, Ken Wilson, Goldman’s top financial-institutions banker, will “temporarily” leave the firm to advise Treasury secretary Hank Paulson on how to resolve the country’s banking crisis, according to the Wall Street Journal.

The move is the latest in a series of Goldman to US administration transfers, notable among them Paulson himself and before him, the likes of Bob Rubin as Treasury secretary and quite a few others. This one was at the personal request of George W. Bush, who called Wilson in recent days to convey his invitation, according to the Journal.

As chairman of Goldman’s Financial Institutions Group, Wilson has played a big role in capital raisings and reorganisations across the banking sector, and will join Paulson to “address issues from a more macro perspective”, the paper said.

Wilson’s move comes as the Treasury and Federal Reserve contemplate the prospect of more bank failures, “alarming capital levels” and “crises of confidence” in important institutions such as Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

Oh, and in a display of what is clearly intended to appear as selflessness (and a very high pay-grade), Wilson is expected to serve without pay in a stint that will last through January.
 

gipa69

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GENIALE:

Tuesday, July 22, 2008
A modest proposal
Regular readers may recall that despite residing in Europe (and, briefly, Asia) for the past fifteen years or so, Macro Man is an American citizen. Now some folks might be bitter about paying fifteen years’ worth of income taxes with nothing to show for it but a little blue book (e.g., a passport), but that’s not Macro Man’s style. His actual US tax burden has been pretty modest, “thanks” to Gordon Brown. Still, it pains him to see the land of his birth in such dire straits these days, and lately he’s been giving quite a bit of thought about how to fix the economic and financial malaise that’s hit the United States over the past few years.


What he’s come up with is a modest proposal that should restore the fiscal health of the United States, reduce a large portion of future liabilities, and set the country on the road to economic health and prosperity. The assumptions that Macro Man used in his calculations are pretty modest, and while the identities of some of his suggested participants are a tad ambitious, he’s confident that his sums could work out in real life.


The first port of call is to take profit on a number of 18th century transactions conducted by the US Government. Top of the list is the Louisiana Purchase, which was consummated in 1803 for the princely sum of $23,213,568. To derive a current marketable value, Macro Man calculates an annual cash flow by multiplying state GDPs by 18% (the proportion of US nominal GDP that the Federal government receives in tax revenue) and assigns a modest P/E multiple of 8 to the result. Perhaps some banks or Donald Trump would assign a higher multiple to these one-of-a-kind assets, but Macro Man prefers to dwell in the realm of reality.

In any event, selling the Louisiana Purchase back to the European Union would get rid of Arkansas, Colorado, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, North Dakota, Nebraska, Oklahoma, South Dakota, and Wyoming. Using the methodology described above, Macro Man reckons the US Government could raise $2.34 trillion. Good thing the euro’s so strong! You’ll agree that the price seems eminently reasonable...after all, it’s less than 50 times as much as InBev paid for Anheuser-Busch.

Next up on the auction block is the Gadsden Purchase, which would sell Arizona and New Mexico back to (old) Mexico. Macro Man’s calculated return of $465 billion represents a handsome profit on the initial outlay of $10 million.

The final bit of profit-taking would involve selling Alaska back to the Russians. Sure, they might drill for oil, increase their geopolitical power, and ruin the environment....but then again, they might not. In any event, needs must in an economic emergency, and the $64 billion from the sale sure would come in handy.

(Two asides on this one. The national security implications of giving Russia a foothold on the North American continent can be dismissed, as Canada represents a large-and soon to be growing, as you’ll see below- buffer between the US and Russian Alaska. It’s also worth noting that under Macro Man’s calculations, the CAGR on the Alaska Purchase (6.7%) is superior to that of the Louisiana Purchase (5.8%), though slightly behind the Gadsden (7.2%) . Seward’s Folly, indeed!)

Having done the easy work in selling back some assets to their “original” owners (sadly, the Native Americans can’t afford the price tag so are out of the running), the US Government will have to find buyers for some of the United States’ other saleable holdings. Naturally, they’ll need to enlist the help of investment bankers, who are blessed with a unique ability to match buyer and seller for hard-to-value assets. Ordinarily, Macro Man would suggest that the banks waive their fees for helping the government- call it a long-overdue payment of the premium for the Greenspan/Bernanke put. Given the current fragile state of the financial system, however, hefty investment banking fees are just the thing to restore institutions like Merrill Lynch and Lehman Brothers back to health.

To expedite the healing process, Macro Man has come up with a roadmap for more US Government capital raising. The first port of call should be Japan, an aging society with plenty of excess capital to invest. You know the Japanese love Hawaii, so they should be more than willing to part with the $88 billion price tag. Given the traditional Japanese sensitivity to exporters’ fortunes, they should be more than happy to buy up those states which are home to carmakers’ manufacturing facilities: Alabama, Kentucky, Indiana, Mississippi (all Toyota), and Ohio (Honda). Those five states should raise an additional $1.61 trillion.

While California should also be offered to the Japanese, Macro Man suspects that they won’t be able to compete with China when it comes to meeting the $2.61 trillion price tag. It’s only matter of time before the Chinese buy California, so we might as well cut to the chase now. As a condition of the sale, the US should insist that China also buys Tennessee for $351 billion. This would finally give China an export industry (the music of the Grand Ole Opry) that the remaining United States could find easy to resist.


At this juncture, Macro Man's scenario analysis suggests that Texas, seeing the fire sale elsewhere in the country, would not want to be messed with, and thus secede from the Union, reverting to an independent republic. Frankly, Macro Man isn't sure that the Texans will be missed...after all, each of the Texan presidents (Eisenhower, LBJ, Bush I and II) have seen the US embroiled in some sort of military conflict. Good riddance!


Anyhow, another potentially rich source of funds are the world's oil producers, who have a surfeit of dollars that they'd like to get rid of- a match made in heaven! Canada should be a willing buyer for Michigan (if only to acquire a successful hockey team), Washington state (Seattle would fit in nicely with B.C. culture), Maine (you could argue that it used to be part of what is now Canada), and Vermont (appease Quebeckers by acquiring another territory with a French name.) These states should raise an additional $1.1 trillion. Selling all of these Northern states would also increase the buffer between the remaining United States and Russian Alaska.


Illinois could be sold to the cash-rich Abu Dhabi Investment Authority in a deal that can only be described as win/win. The US would raise $877 billion, and Abu Dhabi would get access to a cooler climate, loads of fresh water (in Lake Michigan), and immediately catch up to Dubai in the cool skyscraper sweepstakes.


Utah, meanwhile, could be sold to the Saudis. Similar to the deal above, the state's cool climate would be a welcome change from the searing heat of the Arabian peninsula. Moreover, Utah's reputation for clean living and penchant for polygamy would represent familiar territory to the House of Saud. At $152 billion, the price would be a snip.


Idaho could be sold for $73 billion to Norway, for whom the cold weather and mountainous terrain would be just like home. Although the UK budget is stretched to the breaking point, the recent suggestion that the rules could be bent might allow room for Gordon Brown to buy Nevada for $183 billion, and thus render moot the debate about supercasinos in Britain.


Oregon could be sold to the peace- and nature-loving Swiss for $227 billion; perhaps the IRS could agree to look past UBS as a quid pro quo to smooth the deal. The Germans would no doubt be more than happy to spend some of their euros ($334 billion worth, to be precise) on Wisconsin, well known for its sausages, beer, and large-framed residents. Finally, Florida could be sold to GIC for $1.05 trillion. The heat, humidity, tourists, and nasty insects would be familiar to the Singaporeans, but the 151,000 sq. km would represent a welcome increase in the space available to the city-state's residents.

After these sales, fourteen states would remain: Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Georgia, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina, New Hampshire, Virginia, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island, and West Virginia. By a stunning coincidence, these fourteen states comprise the territory of the original thirteen colonies represented by the stripes on the US flag, so there'd be no need to change that (other than knocking off the odd star or two.)

According to Macro man's calculations, the asset sales would raise a total of $11.55 trillion (less investment banking fees, of course)....easily more than enough to retire the publicly held debt of the Federal, state, and local governments. The excess cash (comprising some $4 trillion or so) could be used to directly back most Fannie and Freddie mortgages on a dollar for dollar basis, thus getting rid of that nasty problem.

Looking ahead, the Macro Man Plan will make life a lot easier for the remaining United States. The worst housing markets (Florida, California, Las Vegas) will now be someone else's problem. Ditching Florida and Arizona will significantly reduce the Social Security burden in years to come, while the secession of Texas should bring about a welcome reduction in future military spending. The environmental costs of California smog will now be borne by China, while Canada can pay for the benefits of Detroit autoworkers.

Sure, the Macro Man Plan will entail a modest loss of American international prestige, but that's a small price to pay for restoring the nation to economic health. Wall Street will still be part of the USA, so the investment banking billions will stay within American hands. And hey, in ten years' time when the next "once in a lifetime" financial crisis rears its head, the US will still be able to sell Washington, DC...that is, if a willing buyer can be found.

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f4f

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gipa69 ha scritto:
GENIALE:

Tuesday, July 22, 2008
A modest proposal


goooood morning bbbbanda

cominciavo quasi a credere che i merkans potessero uscire dalla crisi epocale
l'articolo sopra ha spazzato ogni dubbio :p
 

masgui

Forumer storico
domandone su excel: (sembra na minchata ma non ci riesco)

mettiamo che ho 5 righe e due colonne del tipo:

1 A
2 B
3 C
4 D
5 E

come faccio a cambiare l'ordine delle righe (senza usare tasto ordina )

dovrebbe diventare:

5 E
4 D
3 C
2 B
1 A
 

dan24

Forumer storico
masgui ha scritto:
domandone su excel: (sembra na minchata ma non ci riesco)

mettiamo che ho 5 righe e due colonne del tipo:

1 A
2 B
3 C
4 D
5 E

come faccio a cambiare l'ordine delle righe (senza usare tasto ordina )

dovrebbe diventare:

5 E
4 D
3 C
2 B
1 A

come fai ad avere due colonne (A e B) quando scrivi ABCDE? sembra che hai 5 righe e 5 colonne in questo modo
 

f4f

翠鸟科
masgui ha scritto:
domandone su excel: (sembra na minchata ma non ci riesco)

mettiamo che ho 5 righe e due colonne del tipo:

1 A
2 B
3 C
4 D
5 E

come faccio a cambiare l'ordine delle righe (senza usare tasto ordina )

dovrebbe diventare:

5 E
4 D
3 C
2 B
1 A

non so se ho capito la domanda .... :ops:
la funzione TRASPONI è quello che cerchi??
 

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